GROOT I AM.
Wow, this is incredible. We had to double-check to be sure this Groot cosplay wasn’t a real plant-based alien strolling about San Diego! You might spot small tendrils flowing up and down this cosplayer’s arms and body if you look attentively. We’re not certain, but we believe they’re little LED strips, which would mean that this Groot glows in the dark. That would be a sight to behold.
Mcjolnir, Thor
What a brand-new hell! We like Thor, but despise clowns, and adore McNuggets – we’re at a loss for words! Okay, on second thought, this is a very well-made outfit, and we believe it deserves praise for both craftsmanship and ingenuity – even if the mashup makes no sense at all. We’ll simply… eat our nuggets in the corner, away from the ferocious clown.