Avoid Getting Too Close
While it gets a touch too intimate for our liking, it’s also a smart way to remind people to give this woman plenty of space everywhere she goes. Is that why she was wearing it? If that’s the case, she’s a genius. There’s nothing like intimidating strangers with a fart to discourage them from approaching you.
True Gentlemen
Beliebers are still alive and well in our midst. They’re not as loud and proud as they used to be, but they’re still there. These guys either know exactly what women want, or they understand the actual genius in his music. Considering the Bieber-like hairstyles, we believe it is the latter.