Expectations are crystal clear
There’s something to be said for someone who is so forthright in their expectations. Unfortunately, if your expectations are utterly ridiculous, you should probably avoid having them printed on a t-shirt. Average folks don’t usually date models, so it’s difficult to imagine this grease-stained cook having much luck in that department.
A Gaseous Situation
This man appears to want everyone to be aware of his flatulence. Using the Chevron gas symbol, this guy is ready to inform the entire world about the state of his tummy. At the very least, he’s alerting us so we can clear the room.