The Most Valuable Thing We Learned Today Is
During the epidemic, this professor taught a Zoom class in which candle wax was accidentally poured all over the lesson plan. The most important lesson was unmistakable, even if we didn’t know what they were teaching. If you still don’t believe me, here’s photographic evidence that this isn’t just an excuse to skip class. It’s a more plausible explanation than the standard “my dog ate our homework” excuse. What have you learned today, young people? The most vital lesson of the day is that you shouldn’t use candles during Zoom classes. That 1860s era is long gone!