An Educated Smurf Presents Today’s Lesson
The Teacher made a rookie move by giving her pupils Earth Day crafts to do. As a result of taking the phrase “blue planet” quite literally, she stained everything (even her hands) with a beautiful shade of turquoise blue. If the paint also got on her face, people must have thought a Smurf was behind the wheel based on the condition of her hands. We can presume that Earth Day turned into Earth Days because the paint wasn’t rinsed off by the time she got back into her Smurfmobile to head home.