What a Cockamamie Confusion
When this Teacher arrived for the first day of class, he discovered that no one had bothered to show up. In response, the embarrassed professor blasted out an angry email advising his students that they could just abandon his course if they didn’t want to bother showing up. Subsequently, he learned what his pupils had suspected from the start: the course was always intended to be delivered digitally. After sending out his harsh email, he did apologise and tell his students, “I am not a jerk!” (channelling his inner Richard Nixon).