Happy Holidays, Enjoy Some Reindeer S**t!
Some classroom aides, as if they didn’t have enough to do already, take on more responsibilities. This selfless Christmas angel purchased cases of the cute malty-chocolate Reindeer Poop balls and distributed them to the children in her class. Even though she put the heat on high in her car because of the subzero temperatures, the chocolate drops melted into globs. As a result, she was given many bags of what looked like real melted reindeer faeces instead of Malteser-shaped chocolate balls. Not that we’d want to see or eat melting reindeer dung.