Why get a tattoo that you can’t even see?
Our parents always told us that they have eyes in the back of their heads, but I don’t think they meant it this way. Can you imagine having to wait hours behind this guy at the DMV? Even if the image wasn’t bad and washed out, this tattoo would be a fail for that reason alone. But let’s also take a moment to think about those.
Any boy can get a tattoo, but only an idiot would…
It took way too long to figure out what this crossword puzzle tattoo was trying to say. It says “Every boy can become a dad. To be a dad, you have to be a real man.” The lettering is nice, so the tattoo artist did a good job, but the person who asked for this clearly didn’t think anything through. And it’s clear that whoever gave him a child didn’t think things through either…