Startling Tattoo Fails

At this point, the only thing to do is to cut off

What is that on her right cheek? Even though it’s a bandage, it looks like a guy’s…small bits. At least it might be able to be turned into a sugar skull. And if a sugar skull doesn’t help, it might be time for an amputation.

What a great blue Dorito it is!

He called it a “cryangle,” but lets just call it a terrible mistake. After getting this awful tattoo, we wouldn’t want to “choose life.” At least, that side of his face will be taken care of if he ever gets a job as a circus clown. What a way to save time!