Conspiracy of the Balloon Thief
The benefits of public transportation have been discussed, but the stresses associated with using it have also been mentioned. It’s understandable that some people want to spread joy on the tube. It’s easy to learn from someone like this man. He is known as the “Balloon Bandit” because he decorates subway cars with balloon animals during his commute. In fact, his face is visible in the photo, peering out from behind his book and directly at the camera. What a proud fellow he is!
Adherent to the Value of Beauty
It’s admirable to fully commit to an aesthetic when you find one you like. This person’s style was meticulously planned down to the last ostentatious element. The allure of the goth subculture is strong, and it draws a significant number of followers worldwide. Although many try, few succeed like this one person who not only looked the part but also carried a raven on their thigh as they commuted.